Liz Phair - Divorce Song
And when I asked for a separate room
It was late at night
And we’d been driving since noon
But if I’d known
How that would sound to you
I would have stayed in your bed
For the rest of my life
Just to prove I was right
That it’s harder to be friends than lovers
And you shouldn’t try to mix the two
Cause if you do it and you’re still unhappy
Then you know that the problem is you
Exile in Guyville, sometimes you’re like reading my diary.
via cuteoverload
THIS ANIMAL LOOKS DISAPPOINTED WITH HUMANITY
automatic guinea pig reblog.
Amazingly hilarious book, with an equally hilarious cover.
Love this book.
(via haleyleigh)
Please tell me this was in the Big Star parking lot. PLEASE.
Close. It was Walmart.
fyneilgaiman: hotpotofcoffee: neil gaiman, american gods.
WAITS. (oh, and Neil’s cool too. We already knew that.)
Ryan Adams-Cry On Demand
Cat Power - I Don’t Blame You
| Mom: | Do I want clear or colored lights for my Christmas tree this year? |
| Me: | Mother, we're from Alabama. I'm pretty sure we're never allowed to say the word "colored." |
Headmaster Charleston: To begin, I would like to invite the student body president Paris Gellar to lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance. Paris?
Paris: As his parting shot to me, Charleston never responded to the three aspects of the pledge that I had an objection to and considered rewriting. That’s not going to stop me from using air quotes.
— Season 3, “Those are strings, Pinocchio”
